| ADVERTISEMENT SECTION Note: I'm still waiting for more big money to roll in. If you're another tobacco corporation, arms manufacturer or contentious multinational corporation, please contact me to arrange an ad spot. |
| Black Lung Cigarettes- now in menthol Why can't I have advertising for cigarettes on my website? It's a legal product. And if it's legal, that must mean it's healthy. It's certainly healthy for the Treasury to have all those tariffs rolling in, and some of that money is spent on hospitals, and some of those hospitals treat people who have developed cancers from smoking. So it is healthy! |
| Guns-R-Us I know that as Prime Minister I could have done a lot more to prevent the spread of guns in Australia, but it's not guns that kill people, it's bullets that kill people. And no-one has ever asked me to change the bullet control laws. |
| The Dalmation ArmyMonsanto presents: Genetics meets Religion, the Ultimate Solution. This new secret product of my good friends at Monsanto promises to get everyone to church of a Sunday. |
| Simon Luckhurst- writerI don't know who this guy is, but he appears legally able to write (for now) and he wanted to advertise his website here, and he hasn't annoyed me on my morning walk, unlike everyone else in Sydney lately. |
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Vote to change the Australian flag. You can probably do it by clicking on the links provided. What could be fairer? Otherwise, just re-elect me, and I'll do it then. Promise.
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